How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
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It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
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First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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