if you like me you must not know who I am
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
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I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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