My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
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I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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