Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
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Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
She told me I should be a condom model.
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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