Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
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An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
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I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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