i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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