Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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