I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
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We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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