you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
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You need Xanax blowdarts
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
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