i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
You are a genius and a whore.
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