I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
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it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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