called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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