if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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