Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
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And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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