I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
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Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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