I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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