How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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