I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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