I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
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But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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