Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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