i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
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well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
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Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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