I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
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I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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