i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
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I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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