do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
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Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
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Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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