Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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