A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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