for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
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I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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