i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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