oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize