You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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