I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
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I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
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