Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
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He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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