There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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