he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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