he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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