So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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