For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
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i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
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all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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