I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
My pussy is not your playground.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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