Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
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