Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
His hands were made for my vagina.
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
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Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You are a genius and a whore.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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