oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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