Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
You're like the curious george of whores
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
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I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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