Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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