Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
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Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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