You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
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On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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