How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
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just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
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Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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