is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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