I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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