I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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