It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
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I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
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You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
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